STRAIN REVIEW // BLUE DREAM

//  ANALYSIS  //

STRAIN NAME | BLUE DREAM
BRAND | JACKPOT SEAWEED
RETAILER | GREEN THEORY
HERITAGE | HAZE x BLUEBERRY
THC | 24.4% *
CBD | 0.2% *
INDICA | 20% *
SATIVA | 80% *
NUG APPEARANCE | ROCKY
COLOR | LIGHT GREEN / BEIGE
TEXTURE | SOFT
AROMA (Outside) | BANANA
NUG DENSITY | MODERATE
AROMA (Inside) | BANANA / CITRUS
BURN TIME | FAST
TASTE | TANGY
AROMA (Smoke) | HEAVY SKUNK
STRENGTH | STRONG
CHILL FACTOR | MODERATE
CREEP FACTOR | 15 MIN. (FULL EFFECT)
AUDITORY EFFECT | HIGH
ENERGY LEVEL | ELEVATED
OCASSION | DAYTIME
GRADE | A

* Potency Analysis is taken from the information the producer affixed to the packaging.

//  OPINION  //

People love Blue Dream. I mean they really love it.

For me, it's ok.

Honestly, if you need to get high, and cover all your bases; Blue Dream does that well. The head, the body, everything gets lifted.

Since Blue Dream's heritage comes from Haze and Blueberry, two strains which on their own will deliver potency even on a weak grow, it's hard not to recommend it to others that haven't tried it before.

To put it in a term, 'it checks off the boxes'.

And truthfully, one of my best loved strains, Snoop's Dream, owes part of it's greatness to the fine breed of Blue Dream.

So here's why I don't like it.

Simply, there are two reasons. First, Blue Dream burns fast. Second, although I enjoy the high, it doesn't have any of the serious calming effects that I crave.

In a nutshell; I use Blue Dream on days when I need to get up-n'-go, and not drag while at the same time still holding on to that feeling of zen.

So although it's not my personal favorite, I can't help but highly recommend Blue Dream when anyone asks for a top choice hybrid.

STRAIN REVIEW // TRAINING DAY

//  ANALYSIS  //

STRAIN NAME | TRAINING DAY
BRAND | JACKPOT SEAWEED
RETAILER | GREEN THEORY
HERITAGE | TRAINWRECK x LA CONFIDENTIAL
THC | 20.8% *
CBD | 0.3% *
INDICA | 70% *
SATIVA | 30% *
NUG APPEARANCE | CHUNKY / NUBBY
COLOR | DARK GREEN / LT GREEN
TEXTURE | HARD / ROUGH
AROMA (Outside) | LIME
NUG DENSITY | THICK
AROMA (Inside) | COTTON CANDY
BURN TIME | FAST
TASTE | TANGY
AROMA (Smoke) | DEISEL
STRENGTH | MODERATE
CHILL FACTOR | MODERATE
CREEP FACTOR | 10 MIN. (FULL EFFECT)
AUDITORY EFFECT | MODERATE
ENERGY LEVEL | ELEVATED
OCASSION | DAYTIME
GRADE | A-

* Potency Analysis is taken from the information the producer affixed to the packaging.

//  OPINION  //

Admittedly, regardless of the heritage, when the strain name says 'training', I tend to be skeptical.

No worries though. I'm pretty confident that whoever was in-charge of production for this batch, knew what they were doing, and weren't actually in training.

With this review, we'll discuss density and burn time.

Let's talk value. One of my primary requirements I look for when scoping a quality strain, is the density. Now there are plenty of great strains that come from light and fluffy nugs, and many are well suited for use in joints. But it's been more that once that I've heard "that's it?" when smoking what looked to be a well-stuffed bowl, but turned out to be something that lights up quicker than flash paper.

So, if you're concern is thickness, you'll have no need to be on the fence when debating whether or not to pick up this strain. And if you want to dig further on what makes for dense buds, there's a great post over on GrowWeedEasy that should help bring some clarity.

As far as the high, Training Day sets in quick; probably due to the Trainwreck genetics. Roughly ten minutes after use, you're feeling the full effects. It's not much of a creeper, but the high is sustained for a good deal of time.

So plain and simple, this strain does it for me.

The only reason Training Day got an A- and not an A, is because I found a few tiny seeds in the nugs. Hey, it happens sometimes.

By the way, my daily piece is a plain ol' glass pipe, usually of the pyrex variety. I applaud Etsy for making them on available on their site.

When I'm looking for something to smoke, I tend to reach for the thicker buds like those here. Because, the longer the bowl, the better.

BECAUSE, NUGS.

Next Review: Training Day

Coming Soon!

STRAIN REVIEW // STRAWBERRY MANGO HAZE

//  ANALYSIS  //

STRAIN NAME | STRAWBERRY MANGO HAZE
BRAND | JACKPOT SEAWEED
RETAILER | GREEN THEORY
HERITAGE | STRAWBERRY COUGH x MANGO HAZE
THC | 23.4 *
CBD | 0.3 *
INDICA | 25% *
SATIVA | 75% *
NUG APPEARANCE | FLUFFY / LOOSE
COLOR | DARK GREEN / ORANGE
TEXTURE | SOFT
AROMA (Outside) | MANGO
NUG DENSITY | LOOSE
AROMA (Inside) | STRAWBERRY / MANGO
BURN TIME | FAST
TASTE | MANGO
AROMA (Smoke) | MANGO
STRENGTH | MODERATE
CHILL FACTOR | STRONG
CREEP FACTOR | 20 MIN. (FULL EFFECT)
AUDITORY EFFECT | STRONG
ENERGY LEVEL | LOW
OCASSION | NITE
GRADE | A-

* Potency Analysis is taken from the information the producer affixed to the packaging.

//  OPINION  //

Strawberry Mango Haze does what it says on the tin. The flavor and aroma is a distinctly strong marrying of mango and strawberry, while it's effects slowly put you in a deep haze.

I like it. It does the trick.

The first noticeable effects of the buds come in a quick initial burst; you're feeling it right away. Audible moments become clearer, your attention for the time-being is mildly more focused, and tension is slightly lifted.

The haze portion of Strawberry Mango Haze I described earlier is more of a body-rich high that creeps in about twenty minutes after initial use. If you're looking to deeply relax, you'll find that here with this strain...if you don't mind a short wait.

So overall, like I said before, it does the trick.

Just want to mention one thing about the smell. You can infuse the smell of other ingredients into your cannabis by working it into your curing cycle. That being said, I'm not sure if that's what was done with this batch. Using fruit can introduce mold easily, so make sure you know what you're doing before trying it.

If you don't know what you're doing when it comes to harvesting marijuana, then I suggest this thorough step-by-step guide by made one of the fine peoples over at Grasscity Forums. Personally, it's the best method I've ever used.

Read up, it's the best advice I can give you if you're looking to grow.

Smoke up, it's the best advice I can give you if you're looking to get high.

STRAIN REVIEW // PRESIDENTIAL OG KUSH

STRAIN NAME | PRESIDENTIAL OG KUSH
BRAND | JACKPOT SEAWEED
RETAILER | GREEN THEORY
HERITAGE | KUSH x BUBBLEGUM
THC | 18.6 *
CBD | 0.3% *
INDICA | 90% *
SATIVA | 10% *
NUG APPEARANCE | FLUFFY / BUMPY
COLOR | LIGHT GREEN
TEXTURE | SOFT
AROMA (Outside) | EUCALYPTUS
NUG DENSITY | THICK
AROMA (Inside) | EARTHY
BURN TIME | AVERAGE
TASTE | EUCALYPTUS
AROMA (Smoke) | DIESEL
STRENGTH | MODERATE
CHILL FACTOR | MODERATE
CREEP FACTOR | 20 MIN. (FULL EFFECT)
AUDITORY EFFECT | MILD
ENERGY LEVEL | HIGH
OCASSION | EARLY AFTERNOON
GRADE | B+

* Potency Analysis is taken from the information the producer affixed to the packaging.

// OPINION //

Honest reviews. Too many reviewers seem eager to write a good review, and not an honest one. It can be hard to write a bad review though, it is weed after all.

I smoke, I don't vape with my analysis.

Vaping for me, is done with oil and wax. For those that like to vape the flower, go ahead, it's all good. I just wanted to be clear with how I get to my conclusions that get posted on the breakdown list.

I've picked up this strain a few times. Not necessarily because it's so great, but to get a gauge on the range of quality when it comes to what individual cannabis producers and distributors offer.

Hopefully my breakdown list and pictures have given you an idea of what this strain has to offer, because I only have one word for this batch of this strain: "meh".

I can tell a lot nurturing went into this grow, but I believe certain strains don't produce enhanced effects when crossed with others. That might be the case here.

Since the marijuana availability opened up here in Washington, I haven't had near the amount of negative experiences with herb quality when compared to pre-legalization times. 

Product quality and potency can still vary wildly batch to batch, even for the exact same strain. For reference, one 2g package of the Presidential OG Kush I picked up was roughly 18% THC, while the other 2g package of the same thing registers at more like 23% THC.

Lesson: Read package labeling closely. It'll save you a lot of headache. Enjoy it, soak it in. Back in the day, they didn't tell you what was in the marijuana, and you probably didn't want to know anyways.

STRAIN REVIEW // THAI GIRL

// ANALYSIS //

• Strain: THAI GIRL
• Producer: JACKPOT SEAWEED
• Retailer: GREEN THEORY
• Heritage: THAI x WHITE WIDOW
• THC: 22.0 *
• CBD: 0.2% *
• Indica: 45% *
• Sativa: 55% *
• Appearance: EGG SHAPED
• Color: LT  / DARK GREEN, HINT OF ORANGE
• Texture: HARD & GOOEY
• Aroma (Outside): VERY LIGHT DIESEL
• Density: THICK
• Aroma (Inside): DIESEL, HINT OF LIME
• Burn Time: MODERATELY SLOW
• Taste: DIESEL
• Aroma (Smoke): DIESEL
• Strength: STRONG
• Chill Factor: VERY MILD
• Creep Factor: 30 MIN. (FULL EFFECT)
• Auditory Effect: MILD
• Energy Level: HIGH
• Occasion: DAYTIME
• Grade: A

* Potency Analysis is taken from the information the producer affixed to the packaging.

// OPINION //

Strain Review: Golden Ticket

Image: © NMRC 2015

• Strain: GOLDEN TICKET
• Producer: JACKPOT SEAWEED
• Retailer: GREEN THEORY
• Heritage: N/A
• Indica: 50%
• Sativa: 50%
• Appearance: ROUND & CHUNKY
• Color: BRIGHT GREEN
• Texture: HARD & GOOEY
• Aroma (Outside): CITRUS & SKUNK
• Density: THICK
• Aroma (Inside): SOUR & PINE
• Burn Time: MODERATELY SLOW
• Taste: TANGY
• Aroma (Smoke): SKUNKY
• Strength: STRONG
• Chill Factor: MILDLY RELAXING
• Creep Factor: 20-40 MIN. (FULL EFFECT)
• Auditory Effect: MILD
• Energy Level: MODERATELY UPLIFTED
• Occasion: AFTERNOON / EVENING
• Grade: A+

I'd like to kick this review site off with a winner: Golden Ticket from Jackpot Seaweed.

Even with all the information at the patient's and consumer's fingertip these days, it can still be difficult to pick just the right thing.

And when you do find that perfect strain, it tends to be on the pricier end of the scale. Not with this batch!

Two grams of well trimmed, bright and tight nugs for twenty dollars.

Great deal, great fifty-fifty hybrid. It hits all the right notes.

Whoever was the team on this one; keep up the good work! I can tell the batch was well-cured.

If anyone is curious, one of my favorite harvest and curing guides can be found here at Grasscity. Good harvesting and curing can take time (1 Mo+), and is always worth the wait; although the waiting can be hard.

Our breakdown and pictures are attached. If you see this strain around, definitely grab some.

Thanks for stopping by, and check back soon for more news and reviews!